Quotes by Will Rogers | Oregon Republican Party

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Submitted by Tom in Oregon City on Wed, 2010-07-07 02:14

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."

Will Rogers

––American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor (1879-1935)

— Will Rogers

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Submitted by Tom in Oregon City on Wed, 2010-07-07 02:14

"A fool and his money are soon elected."

Will Rogers

––American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor (1879-1935)

— Will Rogers

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Submitted by Tom in Oregon City on Wed, 2010-07-07 02:14

"All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases."

Will Rogers

––American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor (1879-1935)

— Will Rogers

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Submitted by Tom in Oregon City on Wed, 2010-07-07 02:14

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

Will Rogers

––American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor (1879-1935)

— Will Rogers

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Submitted by Tom in Oregon City on Wed, 2010-07-07 02:14

"I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer."

Will Rogers

––American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor (1879-1935)

— Will Rogers