"Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

"If you cry 'Forward' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions?"

"Only entropy comes easy."

"Prudence and justice tell me that in electricity and steam there is more love for man than in chastity and abstinence from meat."